Earthquakes rocked Louisville today!
At 5:37 a.m. an earthquake ripped through the Midwest leaving the area riddled with gaping chasms and crumbled structures. Homes were split in two, children were separated from their parents, beloved pets were separated from their chew toys. And no one saw it coming.
The quake registered 5.2 on the Richter Scale. 5.2! That's like twice as bad as a 2.6!
And I, being the protector of my family, guided them through the disaster by reassuring them of their safety. How did I do this, you ask? By remaining sound asleep through the whole ordeal.
My wife, the California native, woke up, realized we must have just had an earthquake, listened to see if Ethan was crying and quickly returned fast asleep. Thanks for your concern, honey.
You are quite the over exaggerator. It wasn't even 5.2 here, more like the 2.6. We just got a couple small ripples from the actual earthquake...just enough to shake the bed and rattle the pictures on the wall. No big deal...I'll wake you when the floor starts looking like ocean waves.
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